Stop me, please

SOMEONE STOP ME, PLEASE... BEFORE I START REGURGITATING PHILOSOPHY I'VE READ. First World Problems

Girl Scout...cookies?

IF OATMEAL COOKIES ARE MADE FROM OATMEAL, AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES FROM CHOCOLATE CHIPS THEN WHAT ARE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES MADE FROM? Philosoraptor

nery puto

 NERY ME RESPALDA Misc

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IT WORKED ON THE OTHER SITE, THEY SAID DO IT LIKE THE OTHER SITE, THEY SAID They said

Spoiled for choice

WHICH IS BETTER: TRAGEDY OR COMEDY? NO. Grumpy Cat

Simply Females

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CALL A WOMAN A

Simply females

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CALL A WOMAN A

mr h chicken farmar!

USE CALCLATOR BECOME CHICKEN FARMER! High Expectations Asian Father

Planned Welfare

CLAIMS TO BE AGAINST CORPORATE WELFARE SAYS THE GOVERNMENT MUST KEEP FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD DESPITE ITS $90 MILLION IN PROFITS LAST YEAR College Liberal

Not all plans work the way we want them to

HOLDS IN MORNING POOP UNTIL HE GETS TO WORK SHITS HIS PANTS ON THE SUBWAY Bad Luck Brian