Planned Welfare

CLAIMS TO BE AGAINST CORPORATE WELFARE SAYS THE GOVERNMENT MUST KEEP FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD DESPITE ITS $90 MILLION IN PROFITS LAST YEAR College Liberal

Not all plans work the way we want them to

HOLDS IN MORNING POOP UNTIL HE GETS TO WORK SHITS HIS PANTS ON THE SUBWAY Bad Luck Brian

Chocolate made me fat

WHEN I FOUND OUT CHOKOLADE WAS GOOD I GOT FAT  Success Kid

el Hombre- Neo

NO HAY MAS CHANCE NEO. SI TE COMES LA VIUDA, AMANECES EN TU CAMA Y CALDERA SIGUE SIENDO PRESIDENTE... ...PERO SI TE COMES LA PEPIADA, TE MOSTRARÉ LO PROFUNDO QUE PUEDE LLEGAR EL HUECO Matrix Morpheus

dude text speak

WAIT...SO TEXT SPEAK CAN BE BOTH AN ACRONYM AND A VERB? I'M LOL-ING 10 Guy

Dating an English Major

HE TOLD ME HE WAS ALMOST DONE WITH THE LAST PAGE OF HIS ESSAY THAT WAS FIVE PAGES, THREE EDITS, AND 47 COMMA CORRECTIONS AGO.  Redditors Wife

Comma Problems

IF THERE ARE TOO MANY COMMAS AND MOST ARE CORRECT DO I GET MARKED DOWN FOR THEM OR MARKED UP FOR USING THEM CORRECTLY?  Philosoraptor

pointing out hypocrisy

THOU ART JUDGING THE YOUTH QUITE HARSHLY AND YET YOU STILL USE THEIR SLANG TERMS Joseph Ducreux

Win over technology

MICROSOFT TOLD ME I SPELLED THE WORD WRONG DICTIONARY SAID I WAS RIGHT Success Kid

Scumbag Brain

READS THE SPELLING OF A WORD DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT ANYMORE Scumbag Brain