Ladies, this is why you are single!

SORRY HUN, CAN'T MEET YOU FOR DINNER ... THE EX I KEEP AROUND HAS NO ELSE TO BORROW SUGAR FROM.  AND I HAVE NOT LEARNED HOW TO KEEP EX'S IN THE PAST. Business Cat

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT

WHO THE FUCK IS PIA Futurama Fry

GHOSTBUSTERS HAPPEN

STOP TRYING TO MAKE GHOSTBUSTERS HAPPEN IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN regina george

What? Say that again

NO ZUMBA TONIGHT! I'M GONNA GO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP... First World Problems

wasted man

I THINK THAT   I'M WASTED 10 Guy

The entertainment

MUJHKO KUN DEKH RAHE HO  MERAJ KO DEKHO NA  Scumbag Teacher

who is that?

WHO TOOK MY  TORTA? Scumbag Steve

who is that?

WHO TAKE MY  TORTA? Scumbag Steve

7 am.

WHY I HAVE CLASS  AT 7 AM? First World Problems

forgot your dayquil

IF YOU FORGOT YOU DAYQUIL AND YOU'RE SICK, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.  Super Cool Ski Instructor