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QUANDO TI RENDI CONTO CHE HAI SPESO 30 EURO AL RISTORANTE PER PRIMO E SECONDO MA DA GABRIELLA MANGIAVI DI PIÙ CON 10 EURO 1990s Problems

Boromir drives like a pink pussy

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DRIVE LIKE A PINK PUSSY AND THEN GET CALLED ON IT Boromir

Han Solo's Death

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WATCHED HAN SOLO GET KILLED BY HIS OWN SON AND I ONLY CRIED FOR 3 WEEKS Tough Spongebob

Before blackjack.

  The Most Interesting Man In The World

CLEAN OUT FRIDGE!

I DO NOT ALWAYS LABEL  MY FOOD IN THE FRIDGE ...  BUT I DO WHEN MARALYN IS GOING TO THROW EVERYTHING OUT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Coconut Problems

THE ONLY PLACE I CAN GET A COCONUT LATTE IS ALL THE WAY IN VIRGINIA First World Problems

It is not Valentine Day, it only Friday

IT IS NOT VALENTINE DAY!!!! IT'S ONLY FRIDAY.. YOU ASSHOLE!!! Slappin Batman

Still Kool

 HE'S STILL KOOL TO ME DAMMIT! Misc

Stop Prymusom!

 PIESEL :D Good Dog Greg

Stop Prymusom!

STOP PRYMUSOM! WON  Scumbag Brain