Bad timing

MOVES TO SOUTH FLORIDA, GETS WIFE PREGNANT ZIKA VIRUS Bad Luck Brian

Sid's loose

SID IS  LOOSE Insanity Wolf

One does not simply piss off Psycho Sid

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY JUST  PISS OFF PSYCHO SID Boromir

its 420

LA CITA ES A LAS 4 PARA HACER 420 SIN AFTER.. BUENO NO PARA TODOS... Condescending Wonka

So you decided to buy stock

YOU INVESTED IN GPRO THAT'S FANTASTIC! WE'RE JUST GOING REINVEST THAT TO CREATE HALF ASSED PRODUCTS ANND ITS GONE aaaand its gone

But Really how does it work

IF BABY IS BORN ON 29TH FEBRUARY THIS YEAR WILL NEXT BIRTHDAY BE IN 2019? Philosoraptor

HERE'S YOUR ASIAN BOYFRIEND AND IT'S GONE

HERE'S YOUR ASIAN BOYFRIEND  AND IT'S GONE aaaand its gone

Mixed signals

GF SAYS SHE LOVES THAT I AM CHUBBY UUU, THAT CRISTIANO RONALDO IS SO HOT! Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

la niece

LA CHELA LLENA.. PORQUE SE CHINGO UN PORRO, AHI TRAE LA CHORA drunk baby

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