aaaand its gone

Just going to press snooze one more time Aaaaand it's noon.

Just going to press snooze one more time Aaaaand it's noon.  aaaand its gone

I'm going to workout regularly and eat healthy AAAAND I'm FAT

I'm going to workout regularly and eat healthy AAAAND I'm FAT  aaaand its gone

Just gonna crack a joke to my girlfriend on her period AAAAND she's crying

Just gonna crack a joke to my girlfriend on her period AAAAND she's crying  aaaand its gone

I'm just going to skip working out for today AAAAND IT'S been a week

I'm just going to skip working out for today AAAAND IT'S been a week  aaaand its gone

Just gonna have one fry on the way home Aaaaand they're gone

Just gonna have one fry on the way home Aaaaand they're gone  aaaand its gone

I'm just going to enjoy this nature valley granola bar AAAAND IT'S everywhere.

I'm just going to enjoy this nature valley granola bar AAAAND IT'S everywhere.  aaaand its gone

I'll just look up my symptoms on webmd AAAAND I have cancer

I'll just look up my symptoms on webmd  AAAAND I have cancer  aaaand its gone

I'll just have a couple fries AAAAND THEY'RE GONE

I'll just have a couple fries AAAAND THEY'RE GONE  aaaand its gone

left my facebook open on my friend's computer AAAAND I'm gay

left my facebook open on my friend's computer AAAAND I'm gay  aaaand its gone

Email jokes

I'M JUST GONNA HIT