I heard you like islands

YO DAWG. I HEARD YOU LIKE ISLANDS SO WE PUT AN ISLAND IN YOUR ISLAND SO YOU CAN COOK WHILE YOU COOK. Xzibit meme

LUNCH PLANS

FIZ O GEORGE MUDAR LOCAL DO ALMOÇO PRA DEPOIS DIZER Q Ñ VOU Bad Luck Brian

LUNCH PLANS

FIZ O GEORGE MUDAR ENDEREÇO DO ALMOÇO PRA DEPOIS DIZER QUENÃO VOU Bad Luck Brian

Stop contacting me

NO MEANS NO STOP RAPING ME First Day on the Internet Kid

Unique hashtag

I DON'T ALWAYS USE HASHTAGS  BUT WHEN I DO, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT UNIQUE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Reading habits

I DO NOT ALWAYS READ BUT WHEN I DO... The Most Interesting Man In The World

DUUUUUH! So simple.

SO SIMPLE!  Y U NO THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE????? Y U No

Human Hillary

MY CAMPAIGN ADVISOR SAID THIS WOULD HUMANIZE ME Misc

False alarm

EURE- SHIT. aaaand its gone

Michigan State

SO YOUR TELLING ME IT'S JUST ONE BIG OL SAUSAGE FEST IN MICHIGAN STATE  Skeptical Third World Kid