The look on your husbands face as you ask, where's my placenta?

  1990s Problems

One for Judge Rinder

... AND THEN HE SAID ... WIKIPEDIA IS EVIDENCE. Misc

nro jews

      @NRO'S #GANGOF22         TRUMP IS THE NEXT HITLER! Misc

DOS EQUIS

I DONT ALWAYS QUOTE THE 40 YR OLD VIRGIN BUT WHEN I DO IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH CALEB SMITH The Most Interesting Man In The World

So I says

SO I SAYS TO HER I SAYS HOW CAN A CAMEL WITH A HUMP THAT SMALL COULD FIT IN A DOOR THAT BIG? drunk baby

What if they didn't kill Kenny?

WHAT IF THEY DIDN'T KILL KENNY? Philosoraptor

cry me a river

WHEN SOMEONE WALKS WHERE YOU JUST MOPPED 1990s Problems

Crowley, King of Hell

 #HELPCROWLEY Misc

BRING THAT ASS HERE BOY Baby Godfather

David draiman

I DON'T ALWAYS OOH WAH AH AH AH! BUT WHEN I DO, I NAMA NUM ANAMA!  The Most Interesting Man In The World