I DID A THING

HITS ON A GOREGEOUS WOMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN TEN YEARS LEAVES BAR WITH NOT JUST HER NUMBER, BUT GETS TO TALK TO HER ON THE REGULAR EVENTUALLY SECURING A DATE  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Snow Drivers

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DRIVE IN THE SNOW IN THE SOUTH  Boromir

everyone is doing it

COCKMEAT SANDWICH DON'T MAKE ME FORCE FEED YOU Success Kid

eveyone is doing it

COCKMEAT SANDWICH DON'T MAKE ME FORCE FEED YOU Success Kid

cockmeat sandwich

ALL YOU CAN EAT BE THERE!!!! Success Kid

My professor may not love raccoons but they love her!

I WILL GET MY PROFESSOR TO LIKE ANIMALS! IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO! HEHEHE! Evil Plotting Raccoon

Greatest midwest town

I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE IN INTERNET POLLS, BUT WHEN I DO, I VOTE FOR DECORAH AS THE GREATEST MIDWEST TOWN! The Most Interesting Man In The World

My jokes be like...

WHY DID THE MAN FALL OF HIS BIKE? SOMEONE SHOT HIM. Anti-Joke Chicken

Kim Jong-Un approves

VERY GOOD I CRAP FOR YOU Misc

A meme

WHEN PEOPLE SAY