I Just Want The Jets To Win

I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY DAY FIGHTING YOU ABOUT BEING POSITIVE ABOUT THEM overly manly man

I choose to be human.

DON'T TALK ABOUT MY RELIGION! I WAS BORN HUMAN. Baby Godfather

When u think Mom is neutral

MOM STARTIN A BEEF I AINT NEVER SCARED Baby Godfather

Mac book air

BRAND NEW MACBOOK AIR FORGETS CHARGER AT BRIGHTON Pickup Line Scientist

If Apple made cars

IF PURPLE STUFF IS ALWAYS PURPLE AND APPLE MADE CARS WOULD THE CAR HAVE WINDOWS AND BE PURPLE? Futurama Fry

wait what??

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME! THAT YOUR R.E CAN HIT THE 130 KM/HR MARK WITH STRAIGHT PIPES?? Skeptical Third World Kid

Smokey baby

A DIABLO SANDWICH AND A DR. PEPPER AND MAKE IT FAST I'M IN A GODDAMN HURRY! Baby Godfather

Seinfeld Chinese gum and condoms

CHINESE GUM AND CONDOMS Hipster Seinfeld

I DON'T NEED A VIDEO TO TELL ME WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN UP TO SINCE  FACEBOOK WAS CREATED, I HAVE BEEN ONLINE EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS KEEPING TABS ON YOU. Paranoid Parrot

Harry Cover

JE M'APPELLE HARRY  J'AI FAIT SONNER LE THÈME DU PARRAIN Success Kid