Sodium Lottery Tickets

THE EDUCATIONAL WORD FOR TODAY IS SODIUM? SODIUM REALLY SPEND ALL YOUR BILL MONEY ON LOTTERY TICKETS? Skeptical Third World Kid

Yoda Inglês

SE COM O MUNDO COMUNICAR-TE QUERES APRENDER INGLÊS DEVES True dat, Yoda.

Billion Dollar Ticket

I DON'T ALWAYS WIN OVER A BILLION DOLLARS IN THE LOTTERY BUT WHEN I DO, I SWAP THE TICKET FOR A SIGNED COPY OF RICK JOHNSON'S NOVEL, 'TAILER TRASH'. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh you think the shower covers the noise of you fucking do you

OH YOU THINK THE SHOWER COVERS THE NOISE OF YOU FUCKING DO YOU?   Condescending Wonka

Love Me

WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME Y U No

look i'm innocent i tell ya!!

  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Ads Ads everywhere

ADS ADS EVERYWHERE Toy Story

Lightsabers again

WHEN A LIGHTSABER RUNS LOW ON BATTERY DOES IT GET SHORTER OR DIMMER? Philosoraptor

Has a Degree

HAS A DEGREE, A MASTER AND A NICE PAYING JOB? USE THE GREAT STAIRWELL! Scumbag Brain

Use the freaking Elevator

NOT SURE IF UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIRS  IS BETTER THAN DOWNTOWN ABBEY Scumbag Brain