A girl gives you her number

A GIRL GIVES YOU HER NUMBER SHE PICKS UP ON THE FIRST RING. Success Kid

I'm smooth

I DON'T AWAYS FIND GOOD MEMES BUT WHEN I DO, I SHARE THEM WITH KESHEENA  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday, infidel!!

I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP SOME BALLOONS FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY Ordinary Muslim Man

WW takes all my time

CLOSES WW TAB OPENS NEW TAB AND GOES DIRECTLY BACK TO WW Procrastination Panda

You serious?

YOU'RE TELLING ME I  CAN HAVE AS MANY AS I WANT? Skeptical Third World Kid

Studying for stats

I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY GARY'S STATISTICS NOTES BUT WHEN I DO, P(FAIL) = 0 The Most Interesting Man In The World

Al is poorly again

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY 'GET OVER' ALBOLA Boromir

Production off

DEPLOYS CODE TO PRODUCTION AND FINDS AN ISSUE. DECIDES THE BEST ACTION PLAN IS TO

Tell me more

YOU ARE FULL OF           SHIT  Condescending Wonka

TO DRUNK TO DRIVE

MGA MEGO KO BAL-AN NYU NA NAH drunk baby