Stalking you on facebook

WHAT? I'M JUST STALKING YOUR FACEBOOK.... Grandma finds the Internet

Idiot prayer

GOD BLESS THE IDIOT WHO DECIDES TO GO TOE TO TOE WITH ME BE BLESSED STUPID  CAUSE I NEVER LOSE Matrix Morpheus

SCARAMUCHE! SCARAMUCHE! DOST THY DOEST THY FANDANGO THUSLY?

SCARAMUCHE !  SCARAMUCHE ! DOST THOU DOEST THY FANDANDO THUSLY Joseph Ducreux

Now I have a degree in math...

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT THAT

best soda in the world

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONLY SIP THE FINEST SODA IN THE WORLD PURPLE STUFF Tough Spongebob

SPonge bob purple

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONLY SIP THE FINEST SODA IN THE WORLD PURPLE STUFF Tough Spongebob

I'm a virgin.

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN! WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF HAVE? Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

Sponge bob purple

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONLY SIP THE FINEST SODA IN THE WORLD PURPLE STUFF Tough Spongebob

Sponge bob purple

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I ONLY SIP THE FINEST SODA IN THE WORLD PURPLE STUFF Tough Spongebob

Drunk kid

AND THEN I SAID I WANT PURPLE STUFF CAUSE BEER IS FOR CHILDREN, NOT TODDLERS drunk baby