ZOIDBERG FOR PREZ

NEED A NEW PRESIDENT? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? Futurama Zoidberg

What you need to do..

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A PIPEBREAK BUT WHEN I DO I CALL  877ADJUSTOR.COM The Most Interesting Man In The World

Human Caretaker Cat

SOMETIMES I FEEL SAD FOR MY PET BUT I'M A CAT, SO USUALLY I JUST DON'T GIVE A DAMN First World Problems Cat

"DUDE, I HAVE FINALS" STAYS UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING CALL OF DUTY

It must be Monday...

HAVE YOU EVER WALKED INTO A ROOM THEN FORGOT WHAT YOU CAME IN FOR? Confession Bear

Kitteh

CASH MONEY   Original Business Cat

my morning so far.

WIFE OPENS WALLET, FINDS SPIDER SCREAMS, THROWS WALLET IN MY LAP. Socially Awkward Penguin

# WorkingAtCinemark

WHEN A BIG THEATRE DROPS AND YOUR CO-WORKERS NEED HELP BUT YOU STILL HAVE 2 MINUTES OF YOUR BREAK LEFT  Lazy College Senior

Remeber those 2 weeks off?

REMEBER THOSE 2 WEEKS OFF? DEM POWERPOINTS, BIRCHES Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton

LANGUAGE SOURCE

FINDS PERFECT SOURCE WRITTEN IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE Bad Luck Brian