I said I'd miss him, never heard from him again

I SAID I'D MISS HIM WHEN HE SPANKED ME GOODBYE NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN Misc

Safety Brief Fail

SAFETY BRIEF DO NOT BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL DRUG MULE WHILE ON LEAVE Boromir

Want to see my new big thing?

SO, WANT TO COME TO MY GARAGE AND SEE MY BIG THING?  Skeptical Third World Kid

I guess you're not interesting...

I THINK........ THAT TWILIGHT ISN'T A BAD STORY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Funny wolf

DO I LOOK LIKE  A FKING CLOWN TO YOU? Insanity Wolf

Luke Making Mistakes

MAKE MISTAKES.  LEARN FROM THEM. MOVE ON. Misc

Ha! GAAAAAY

I'M GETTIN' THIS FEELIN'..... LIKE THE GUY NEXT TO ME CRYING IS TOUCHING MY BUT... Sudden Clarity Clarence

james bond likes to drink

IF I STOP DRINKING ALL AT ONCE, I'M AFRAID THE CUMULATIVE HANGOVER WILL KILL ME... SO...DON'T STOP DRINKING! JOIN US FOR BRUNCH ON NEW YEARS DAY! Misc

Lies, THATS ALL LIES!

SAYS HE'S COOL........................... *IMITATES SCUM BAG STEVE* College Freshman

we need help

WORKFORCE MANAGEMENT CAT SAYS:  HELP! WE NEED HELP! GET ON THE PHONES! THIS MEANS YOU!! Business Cat