CRYSTAL STOP

CRYSTAL JUST STOP IT YOU ARE STARTING MY MORNING OFF HARD 1990s Problems

KIKI SERIOUS

KIKI LASHAY  I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS. GOOD MORNING  1990s Problems

Smart Directives

BRO, THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR HEAD!  Scumbag Brain

Bad Luck Rapid - Apps

ALL-MALE TEAM GETS ITS FIRST FEMALE COWORKER LORI Bad Luck Brian

#TLDM

BRO WE APPRECIATE YOU WHEN YOU THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN AND NOT YOUR HEAD Scumbag Brain

Hipster Film Critic

DIDN'T LIKE THE NEW STAR WARS PREFERS THE PREQUELS  Hipster Barista

Food Pouches

I'LL PUT USED CAT FOOD POUCHES ...UNDER HER PILLOW Pickup Line Scientist

How to Neg

MY NEGS DIDN'T WORK ON HER NOW SHE WON'T WORK IN HOLLYWOOD AGAIN Karate Kyle

mankini man

MANKINI MAN HAS GONE VIRAL Grandma finds the Internet

skoda yeti

SKODA YETI MAN Almost Politically Correct Redneck