Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

theres only one hump day?

 EVERYDAY IS A HUMP DAY FOR ME Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Sure, I Play Candy Crush

 WE ALL DO IN THESE PARTS Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Stupid yep

DAMN MAN EVEN I KNOW THAT'S SOME ASS SHIT YOU'RE SAYING Almost Politically Correct Redneck

hilbily in hackhem

CAIN GET IN WERE DOING BURNOUTS Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Hungover like no ones biz

BLUEBERRIES? YEAH I GOT 'EM IN MY FRONT POCKET HERE Almost Politically Correct Redneck