Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Painted nails

I DON'T CARE IF MY KID WANTS TO PAINT HIS NAILS JUST AS LONG AS IT ISN'T SOME GIRLY COLOR, LIKE PINK OR PURPLE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Jonesburg, Mo.

WELL HECK YA I GO TO THE JONESBURG HOMECOMING EVERY YEAR!! I MET MY WIFE THERE, SHE WAS RUNNN' THE TILT-A-WHIRL Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Redneck JT

YEAH THEY GOT THEIR LITTLE WAYS BUT I SELL CARS LIKE WE ALWAYS HAVE, WITH SPIT AND A HANDSHAKE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

back seat

YOU KNOW YOU GIRLS  WANT TO BRAID MY MULLET Almost Politically Correct Redneck

finally learned to make a meme

HEY BUBBA I FINALLY LEARNED HO TO MAKE A MEME NOW I CANT THINK OF A GOOD ONE TO MAKE Almost Politically Correct Redneck