Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

IN DA Bayou

IN THIS BAYOU ULL NEVER KNOW IF U FUCKIN A GATOR OR YOUR OWN WIFE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

liquid courage

DAMN I BET  I COULD DO A BACKFLIP OFF THAT SILO OVER THERE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Seahwaks fans be like:

SEAHAWKS FANS BE LIKE:

I told you Dustin you need a honey bun to drive this truck

 WHO CALLED ME  CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Joe Dirt

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. YOU MEAN I CAN DIVORCE MY WIFE AND SHE WILL STILL BE MY SISTER? Almost Politically Correct Redneck