Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

my lovely sister/wife

U WANT TO DATE MY SISTER? HELL NO YOU CANT DATE MY WIFE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Classy lady

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GRANDMA DONNA! KEEP IT CLASSY!!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Mom's basement dwelling

THE OLDER I GET THE MORE I REALIZE LIVING IN MOM'S BASEMENT ISN'T AS COOL AS IT WAS AT 15 Almost Politically Correct Redneck

get me my good rope Wyatt

 GO GET ME MY GOOD ROPE, WYATT. SEEMS WE GOT OURSELVES A COUPLE OF READERS. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

are you a reader

ARE YOU ONE OF THEM THERE READERS? Almost Politically Correct Redneck