Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Ya'll gawk funny!

FOR THOSE YA'LL THAT DON'T BE KNOWIN IF IT'S WHITE YER CUMMIN IF IT'S TELLER YET GOIN! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Southern Gentlemen

       THE SOUTH'S                         FINEST                  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

WEBTA REMINDER

I DIDNT DO MY WEBTA AND I TURNED OUT JUST FINE! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Buuuuurn hahaha

RUSSIA INVADE EUROPE? WE CANT EVEN AFFORD SHIRTS. HOW CAN WE AFFORD WAR? Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Ready & Waiting

I'M HERE. GET MY SAMMICH. Almost Politically Correct Redneck