Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Kats bday

REDNECK JONNY SAYS: DANG, YOU N MY SISTER AIN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 24! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Red, White, and Blue Bash

 I RECKON THE PLACE TO BE ON THE 4TH IS THE SMITHS.  I WOULD BET THE WHEELS OFF MY HOUSE  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I recon the place to be the n the 4th

 IS THE SMITHS.  I BET THE WHEELS ON MY HOUSE.  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

The moment you realize some real shit

IM HAVING A LITTLE BROTHER NEPHEW COUSIN I CAN CLAIM 3 WHOLE MORE DEPENDENTS ON TAXES  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

The switch

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE IPSWICH BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I'M DRESSED APPROPRIATELY Almost Politically Correct Redneck