Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Billy Ray Cyrus

IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Redneck dialect

AN EVERTHANG.   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Rednecks theory

95% OF AMERICAN DRIVERS SAY

could care less

WELL YOU KNOW GUYS I COULDN'T GIVE A SHIT Almost Politically Correct Redneck

thanksgiving in the holler

WONDER IF MY CUZIN STILL GOTS THEM CRABS GUESS I'M BOUT TO FIND OUT Almost Politically Correct Redneck