Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

corky jo

COURTNEY BABY,  I DONE GOT GLAMOUR SHOTS FOR YOU. CUZ I LOVE YOU  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Redneck funny problems

IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM... I SUGGEST YOU GET A BLOW JOB FROM  WOMAN WHO HAS FULL BLOWN HEROES IN HER MOUTH,THEN BUST A NUT AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

You got a purdy mouth

 YOU GOT A PURDY MOUTH Almost Politically Correct Redneck

You got a purty mouth

FIRST ME AND THE GOOD OL' BOYS GONNA HAVE A PARTY IN YOUR ASS THEN YOU CAN SEE OUR INFRASTRUCTURE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Painted nails

I DON'T CARE IF MY KID WANTS TO PAINT HIS NAILS JUST AS LONG AS IT ISN'T SOME GIRLY COLOR, LIKE PINK OR PURPLE Almost Politically Correct Redneck