Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

FRIDAY NIGHT

 BUSINESS IN THE FRONT PARTY AT LOWES!!!!!!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Jake Attack

SCHOOL? SILVER STAR!  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Butch's Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTCH!! NOW, GO GRAB A BLUE SMOOTHIE, A BUDGET FRIENDLY EAGLE, AND ENJOY YOUR NIGHT!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTCH!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUTCH!!! NOW, GO GET A 30-PACK, A PACK OF EAGLES-AND ENJOY YOU NIGHT!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Happy Birthday Yvonne!

YVONNE WATIN TO GIVE YOU A BIRTHDAY SMOOCH Almost Politically Correct Redneck