Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

You gotta get a job man

  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Wal-Mart shopping

 WAL-MART?   I DON'T WANT TO GET ALL FANCY TO GO SHOPPIN'.   Almost Politically Correct Redneck

that aint my truck

 SOME ASSHOLE JUST TOLD ME TO GET OFF HIS TRUCK Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Burkesville few places like it

HAPPY TUESDAY FROM BURKESVILLE Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Girl Scout cookies

YOU WHEN YOU DO NOT BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES Almost Politically Correct Redneck