Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Appendix a

IN JUST ABOUT ANY PROFESSION YOU PURSUE, YOU WILL DO RESEARCH, THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU FIND, MAKE DECISIONS ABOUT COMPLEX MATTERS, THEN EXPLAIN THOSE DECISIONS I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY TRUCK ONE TOO MANY TIMES SO I ATTACHED A KEY RING TO MY NIPPLE. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

makan tuh jamet

OH YA  .. OAJAMET !!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Who u talkin to

WHO YOU TALKING TO  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

debit cards don't qualify

BUT WHY DO I NEED A DEPOSIT CAN'T I JUST PAY YOU CASH AT THE END Almost Politically Correct Redneck

White people these days

WHITE PEOPLE BE LIKE.... I'M NOT RACIST I HAVE 4 BLACK TIRES AND A COLORED TV. Almost Politically Correct Redneck