Almost Politically Correct Redneck

"We have regular mexicans in california" "but in miami, they get the cool mexicans like puerto ricans and cubans"

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract "Asians" who will fix your electronics for you.

If you accidently got your phone wet try leaving it in  dry rice overnight. At night the rice will attract

respect your mother you son of a bitch

respect your mother you son of a bitch  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken

sees a homeless black man on the street buys him a bucket of fried chicken  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT

I FULLY SUPPORT THE RIGHT OF MY DAUGHTER TO EXPRESS HER LOVE FOR HER GIRLFRIEND IN PUBLIC IT'S PRETTY HOT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

No idea atall

HOW'D YOU LEARNED OF THIS? JUST HAN'T NO IDEA ATALL. Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Awesome dad

YEAH, I'S AN AWESOME DAD! I CAN PARENT BADLY AND BRAKE THE LAW AT THE SAME TIME!! Almost Politically Correct Redneck

wtf is this

I PHONES DONT HAVE SENSITIVE ENOUGH EARS TO MEASURE THE DISTANCE OF THE DB OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT  Almost Politically Correct Redneck

yay big balls kitty

KICKERS?  LIKE KISSIN SISTERS? Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Appalachian problems....

YOU KNOW THE PROBLEM WITH 'MERICA TODAY? MOUNTAIN DEW IS $5 A 12PK., CRACK AIN'T CHEAP, AND HUMPING YOUR KIN IS STILL ILLEGAL... Almost Politically Correct Redneck