every time I'm on the toilet

 Y'ALL NEED MORE VEGETABLES Misc

those awesome teachers

WHEN YOU DIDN'T FINISH A PAPER ON TIME   ...BUT THE TEACHER EXTENDS THE DUE DATE.  Success Kid

I just watered the Christmas tree!

I JUST WATERED THE CHRISTMAS TREE! Good Dog Greg

you don't wanna do it like that

                   I DO BELIEVE                              YOU DON'T WANT TO DO IT LIKE THAT... Misc

ducks a fgt

I DONT ALWAYS THINK DUCK IS A FGT BUT... AHH WHAT AM I SAYIN I THINK EVERYONES A FGT The Most Interesting Man In The World

fgt duck

DUK  YU A FGT Futurama Fry

Gender bender

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE NIGHT CLUBS THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST PEOPLE ON THE BASIS OF THEIR

unnnnnncle niece

I'M AN UNCLE AGAIN?! NIECE!! Lame Pun Coon

Only in Trinidad

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE NIGHT CLUBS THAT BLATANTLY HUMILIATE PROSPECTIVE PATRONS AND PPL STILL PATRONISE THEM?  Skeptical Third World Kid

star wars

MY HUSBAND IS MAKING ME WATCH STAR WARS First World Problems