Tommy's birthday

OMG YOU GUYS! TOMMY JUST TURNED 17... Overly Attached Girlfriend

RIP SoulSilver

I'LL LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOST MY POKEMON SS COPIE AND ONLY CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES Tough Spongebob

Mental Healthyness

IF THE GOP IS CORRECT WHEN THEY SAY THAT THE DOMESTIC TERRORISM IS JUST A SERIOUS MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM... THEN WHY IS THE GOP SO APPEALING TO THE MENTALLY ILL? Philosoraptor

CONSOLE GAMING IS NO JOKE!

CONSOLE GAMING  IS NO JOKE! Joker Mind Loss

Back 2 back calls

BACK TO BACK CALLS FOR 8 HRS BE LIKE  Annoying Facebook Girl

Wonka guns

CRIMINALS WON'T FOLLOW GUN LAWS? GOOD POINT, LET'S GET RID OF ALL THE LAWS CRIMINALS WON'T FOLLOW. Condescending Wonka

Float Therapy

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FLOAT FOR LESS THAN 10 MINUTES Boromir

Rubber check

YOU WROTE OUT THE CHECK 3 WEEKS AGO AND IT POST AND OVERDRAWS YOUR ACCOUNT PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME ON HOW IN THE HELL IS THAT'S THE BANKS FAULT Tough Spongebob

Regina George Lunch

 WE WANNA INVITE YOU TO HAVE LUNCH WITH US EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK regina george

Mean sister

VERONICA                                 IM SUCH A NICE PERSON 1990s Problems