i don't always die

I DON'T ALWAYS DIE           BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T Misc

no me las doy

YO YA ME INICIE, Y NO ME LAS DOY. WWW.INICIATEENINTERNET.COM Pickup Line Scientist

Bad luck Brian

HAD WINNING POWERBALL TICKET IN HIS POCKET. WIFE WASHES PANTS BEFORE CHECKING POCKETS. Bad Luck Brian

Misfits Softball

THE NUMBER OF ANKLE INJURIES ON THIS TEAM IS TO DAMN HIGH! Too Damn High

tendras problemas

SI NO TE INICIAS...VAS A TENER  PROBLEMAS WWW.INICIATEENINTERNET.COM Matrix Morpheus

meme shbbaton

YOU WANT ME TO FILL OUT THE GOOLE DOC NOW? DID YOU MEAN 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHABBATON? Lazy College Senior

taxes

HATES PAYING FOR CABLE BECAUSE THERE'S NO ALA CARTE OPTION LOVES TAXES Hipster Barista

si no te inicias

SI NO TE INICIAS... ESTAS MUERTO! WWW.INICIATEENINTERNET.COM Matrix Morpheus

ya te iniciaste

-NO ME HE INICIADO AUN -QUE? - DEBO INICIARME - HAZLO YA! WWW.INICIATEENINTERNET.COM Horny Harry

when

BITCH QUIT LYING Success Kid