irony alien

 IRONY Ancient Aliens

Regarding rich dad, poor dad

LEARN IS AN AMALGAMATION OF LOST WHAT YOU EARN Sudden Clarity Clarence

Happy Birthday Beast

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO, MY BABY BROTHER IS 40 FREAKING YEARS OLD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday Beast

I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BUT WHEN I DO, MY BABY BROTHER IS 40 FREAKING YEARS OLD! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lumbergh Heath

YEAH IF YOU GUYS COULD BRING PRIME RIB AND TWICE BAKED POTATOES THAT WOULD BE GREAAATTTT Bill Lumbergh

listening to my wife

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MY WIFE WHEN SHE TALKS... BUT WHEN I DO, SHE IS ALWAYS IN TOTAL SHOCK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Actually Autistic

STARTING NEW CAREER, INVITED TO WHITE HOUSE EVENT, BLOG IS SUCCESSFUL TOTALLY NONFUNCTIONAL BECAUSE CHANGE IS TERRIFYING Scumbag Brain

Wife win

DID LAUNDRY WHILE HUSBAND WAS HOME MADE HIM FOLD EVERYTHING  Success Kid

Nerd Love Puns

OXYGEN AND POTASSIUM WENT ON A DATE IT WENT OK Pickup Line Scientist

Damned Committee

PARENTS HAD TO TIME TO DISCUSS SO I WAS RAISED BY COMMITTEE. Misc