I LOST MY MIND

ANG DAMI MONG ALAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Joker Mind Loss

Ha ha ha

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE Misc

Sucked the life out of me like a....

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM...THEY KEPT SINGING LOUDER AND LOUDER, CHANTING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE! I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THEIR MAN... THEN BAM! OUT OF NOWHERE AND ONTO THE MEDIAN IS THIS FLIPPIN' KANGAROO THAT TOTALLY STEALS THE SHOW! I JUST CAN'T WIN... Tough Spongebob

Sucked the life out of me like a....

YOU SHOULD SEEN THEM...THEY KEPT SINGING LOUDER AND LOUDER CHANTING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE ! I REALLY THOUGHT I WAS THEIR MAN.... THEN OUT OF THE WOODS AND ONTO THE MEDIAN CAME THIS FLIPPING' KANGAROO! I JUST CAN'T WIN.  Tough Spongebob

Happy Birthday Phil

HEARD YOU LIKE FORD'S HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY PHIL XXX Misc

first world Facebook problem

QUIERO CAMBIAR MI PERFIL DE FACEBOOK PERO ME GUSTABA NO TENER NADA First World Problems

Don't Stop

IT THE BEST FEELING LOOKING IN THE MIRROR AND NOT HATING WHAT YOU SEE! DON'T STOP 'TIL YOU'RE PROUD! Grumpy Cat

SINGING IN THE SHOWER

I WANT TO SING IN THE SHOWER BUT I DONT WANT PEOPLE TO THINK IM BEING MURDERED First World Problems

My girlfriend

MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE THE SQUARE ROOT OF -100 A PERFECT 10, BUT COMPLETELY IMAGINARY Bad Luck Brian

What you doing?

HEY! YOU! AREN'T YOU MY FRIEND ON FACEBOOK? WHY YOU ACTING LIKE YOU NEVER SEEN ME BEFORE?? Success Kid