Ruined my whole Halloween night.

IF SOMEONE SAYS HELP YOURSELF TO CANDY DON'T FUCKING TAKE HANDFULS Malicious Advice Mallard

wade davis

I'M I WADE  NEVER DAVIS HAD CABLE? Grandma finds the Internet

wade davis

I'M I DAVIS NEVER WADE HAD CABLE? Grandma finds the Internet

IM GONNA

FUCK  SHERWIN...SAID MAXWELL Futurama Fry

This is the kind of stuff you see on a daily basis on the internet

  Misc

Just in case we'd have to interact.

AVOID AN ISLE IN THE STORE BECAUSE THERE'S A PERSON IN IT. MANNEQUIN. Socially Awkward Penguin

fuck the funny

ZYGONS! ZYGONS EVERYWHERE Toy Story

clock boy

THIS SUNDAY, DON'T FORGET TO TURN YOUR BOMBS BACK ONE HOUR. Misc

Middle East: WTF??!!

WHAT DO YOU GET, WHEN YOU MIX ZIONISTS, WAHHABIS, & WESTERN CAPITALISTS, WITH VODKA?? TODAYS MIDDLE EAST!!!! Misc

daylight saving time

I DON'T ALWAYS TURN MY CLOCKS BACK BUT WHEN I DO... I DO IT AT 10 PM The Most Interesting Man In The World