Malicious Advice Mallard

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32  Malicious Advice Mallard

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.  Malicious Advice Mallard

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.  Malicious Advice Mallard

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away  Malicious Advice Mallard

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting  Malicious Advice Mallard

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper That way you won't be able to procrastinate

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper
 That way you won't be able to procrastinate  Malicious Advice Mallard

Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.

Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.  Malicious Advice Mallard