Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it - Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it  Malicious Advice Mallard

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want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32

want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.

girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.

having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is

During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away

Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper That way you won't be able to procrastinate

Wait until the last day to start working on your paper
 That way you won't be able to procrastinate

Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.

Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.

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