Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it
girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.
having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.
If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting