want your computer to run triple the speed? delete system32
girl you like not talking to you anymore? send her a dick pic. Thats bound to get the conversation started.
having a problem with someone in your life? post a passive-aggressive meme. that should fix everything.
During an interview Ask how strict their sexual harassment policy is
If you want to see a woman's breasts Just ask. Most women appreciate the direct approach.
Frying up Bacon? take your shirt off so you don't get grease on it
Awkward boner in public? Massage it. It'll relax the muscles and make it go away
If you are having trouble meeting people at parties pick up smoking. It is a great way to get away from the party and talk in a more intimate setting
Wait until the last day to start working on your paper
That way you won't be able to procrastinate
Never hit a woman too hard. she could black out and forget the lesson.
Laugh more daily