Technology has gone too far

TOILET FLUSHES AUTOMATICALLY  FLUSHED SO FAST I COULDN'T CHECK OUT MY POOP First World Problems

Racoon don't care

THINK YOU CAN SEE AT NIGHT?  I RIPPED OFF A BUMPER LAST WEEK Evil Plotting Raccoon

steve jobs

PICTURE DAY TOMORROW? BLACK TURTLENECK Insanity Wolf

Honor and Respect!

SO, YOU STILL THINK BEING A REPUBLICAN HAS SOME HONOR AND RESPECTABILITY? WELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE COME AROUND BACK, I HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU! Skeptical Third World Kid

Weather outside is frightful!

DOESN'T WANT CARRY OUT SINCE ROADS ARE WAY TOO DANGEROUS ORDERS DELIVERY Scumbag Steve

Overwatch blah blah

OVERWATCH IS SO INNOVATIVE WHAT'S TEAM FORTRESS 2? Butthurt Dweller

Not Death Yet

YOU GOT TOLD YOU HAD PROSTATE CANCER. YOU WERE GIVEN CHOICES... YOU CHOSE TO REMOVE THE PROBLEM. Advice God

Teachers and Assignments

SO YOUR TELLING ME I HAVE TO BE CREATIVE?  Skeptical Third World Kid

Head lice

I SEE YOU LIKE TO TRY ON HATS AT THE THRIFT STORE I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY Dangerously - Austin Powers

Real Man's Tap Size

I DON'T ALWAYS HAND TAP BUT WHEN I DO ITS 5/16X24 The Most Interesting Man In The World