FWB

WHAT IF WE COULD BE FWB  AND ALWAYS HAVE A GREAT TIME WITHOUT GETTING EMOTIONALLY INVOLVED Sudden Clarity Clarence

NOT FUNNY ENUFF

I DON'T ALWAYS AWARD CREDIT ON FAITH BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S FOR MARI ESCOBAR The Most Interesting Man In The World

as; asg;kja

THE EMOTION BOWL WASN'T EXCITING TO WATCH WE WON BY TOO MUCH First World Problems

Thirsty Matrix

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THEY'RE THIRSTY  DUDES OUT HERE!  Matrix Morpheus

uh oh

 I'M SORRY! 1990s Problems

#optoutside REI

BLACK FRIDAY IS OUT #OPTOUTSIDE IS IN Mad Karma with Jim Cramer

Excellent

ONLY 343 MORE DAYS  TILL THE NEXT CATALINA WINE MIXER  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Bad Meat?

HEY WHO, I DON'T REMEMBER  ASKING YOU A GODDAMN THING! Samuel L Jackson

Booty Call

IF A GIRL BUTTDIALS YOU  IS IT STILL CONSIDERED A BOOTY CALL? Philosoraptor

When God is tired of proving you wrong and sends a trial that slaps you in the face lol *Lovette

BUT GOD IM LONELY AND NEED A MAN  I TOLD YOU I CAN FILL YOUR NEEDS SO TRUST MY PROCESS! JESUS! Batman Slapping Robin