harbour lights oktoberfest

I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT HARBOUR LIGHTS FOR OKTOBERFEST The Most Interesting Man In The World

Burn all the iThings!

  All The Things

sandy parrot

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE SANDY PARROT BUT WHEN I DO I RECEIVE GREAT FOOD AND QUALITY SERVICE The Most Interesting Man In The World

MMMM bacon

I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND PEOPLE WHEN I EAT PORK  BUT IF I DO , TUFF SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Driving Advice From Morpheus

THE LAST PERSON WHO PISSED LARRY OFF WITH THEIR DRIVING DIED A PAINFUL FIERY DEATH! Matrix Morpheus

MMMM bacon

I DON'T MEAN TO OFFEND PEOPLE WHEN I EAT PORK BUT IF I DO, TUFF SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Missing your coffee?

OH, SO YOU THINK YOU KNOW COFFEE? MISSING YOUR VALENTUS SLIMROAST? Creepy Wonka

A Day Without Coffee

OH, YOU THINK YOU KNOW COFFEE? HAVE YOU TRIED GOING A DAY WITH YOUR VALENTUS SLIMROAST? Creepy Wonka

I don't always punch people,

 BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN THE THROAT. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Ticket prices to Puerto Vallarta are super cheap right now

PRICES SO LOW YOU'LL BE  BLOWN AWAY Horatio Cane YEEAAAAHH