squish goes the prius

HOW DARE YOU BLOCK THE DIESEL PUMP! Misc

Bad Luck Brian

GOES ON CTOS AFTER DEPLOYMENT GETS STREP 2 DAYS IN Bad Luck Brian

Baby Gordon Ramsay is not impressed

YOU CALL THIS FOOD? I CALL THIS SPIT UP Misc

sammy freedom

SAY THURSDAY NIGHT KARAOKE @GUSTO'S ISN'T THE BEST TIME IN TOWN! SAY IT ONE MORE TIME, MOTHERFUCKER! Samuel L Jackson

what did you say

WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY FENDER FLARES? Misc

eyebrow problems

I GOT COUSIN-DUMPED CUZ MY EYEBROWS  WEREN'T GOOD 1990s Problems

Food Truck

THAT INSTANT LOOK WHEN... YOUR DISPATCHER HEARS YOU NEED A

That guy!

I JUST DO 25% WATER CHANGES ONCE A MONTH AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR WATER TESTS! Misc

So be it known

PAGANS WILL NEVER GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS A PEOPLE WHO FOUGHT RELIGIOUS WARS. WE WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY ... AS THE

It's hilarious

FUNNY HOW PEOPLE WHO DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD GO THRU SUCH GREAT LENTHS TYING TO PROVE HE DOESN'T The Most Interesting Man In The World