Chris sucks at bowling

I DON'T ALWAYS BOWL BUT WHEN I DO, I END WITH A TURKEY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bandwagon fans!

I DONT ALWAYS FOLLOW THE CUBS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY WHEN THEY'RE GOOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Never had a Pedicure for men

IF I DO, I LAUGH.. I'M TICKLISH The Most Interesting Man In The World

No rules political sign

NO RULES, FAR RIGHT  Misc

Life span

IF 20 YEARS LATER, THE MEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL LOOK 10 YEARS OLDER, AND THE WOMEN LOOK 40 YEARS OLDER WHY IS IT THAT THE WOMEN ARE GOING TO OUTLIVE THE MEN BY AN AVERAGE OF 30 YEARS?  Philosoraptor

I know you like em furry

I KNOW YOU LIKE 'EM FURRY KIDDO Pedobear

stay away?

I KNOW YOU LIKE THEM FURRY YOU YOUNGSTER Pedobear

I heard the tree sale was ending!

RUN, DON'T WALK IT ENDS TODAY AT 4 conspiracy keanu

This pretty much is me:

I WAS FRIENDLESS ONCE WORST FOREVER OF MY LIFE. Grumpy Cat

Comprou produtos na concorrência?

COMPROU PRODUTOS DE  BELEZA NA CONCORRÊNCIA? SINTO TE DIZER MAS NA BOUTIQUE DOS COSMÉTICOS TÁ MAIS BARATO! First World Problems