Lady Coldplay

NO MAMEN, ES #LADYCOLDPLAY JIJI, TE LLENARÁN DE SOLICITUDES Misc

We all have that one friend who eats a lot but never gets skinny

U EAT ALOT BUT, Y U NO FAT!? Y U No

GOOD GUY MUSTANG DRIVER

DRIVES A MUSTANG DOESN'T HIT ANYONE Good Guy Greg

GOOD GUY BMW DRIVER

DRIVES A BMW USES TURN SIGNALS Good Guy Greg

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S USUALLY 11 DAYS LATE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lanterns Suck

SO YOU THINK GREEN LANTERNS ARE SPECIAL? TELL THAT TO BATMAN WHEN HE BEATS SUPERMAN Condescending Wonka

WW cat

THE MACHINE TOLD ME I GAINED .6# THIS WEEK. I'M STILL DOWN 25#!!!! Business Cat

What every

ANYONE WHO HASN'T GOT A LIFE COVER QUOTE FROM VIADUCT FINANCIAL SERVICES BRING THEM TO ME! HERE! NOW!  Baby Godfather

Squirrels everywhere

SQUIRRELS SQUIRRELS EVERYWHERE Toy Story

Life Cover Rules

ANYONE WHO HASN'T GOT A QUOTE FROM VIADUCT BRING THEM TO ME HERE, NOW! Baby Godfather