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Make Awesome new ringtone don't hear it for two weeks
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There's plenty of fish in the sea I'm just not a very good fisherman
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dude says he gets 10 times the girls i will ever get laugh at him because 10 x 0 = 0
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I have imaginary friends But they only talk to each other.
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Breaks up with girlfriend realizes all my friends were actually just her friends
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Vacuuming out car realizes the passenger side doesnt need to be cleaned
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dreams about having a girlfriend in the sims
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7 missed calls from telemarketers
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I keep hearing about this mystical place called . . . . . the friendzone
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