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I'm having an affair with Mr. CLean
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You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right
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I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one
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I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!
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I'm pregnant two birds, one stone
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john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are
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Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.
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My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective
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How did you like the South Park Scientology episode? Actually I thought it was pretty funny.
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you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? i cannot believe you just did that of course i know, it's a whopper
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