john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are - john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are  Skinhead John

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I'm having an affair with Mr. CLean

I'm having an affair with Mr. CLean

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

You have got to have the worst aim ever! I bet you can't even shoot those wine bottles You're absolutely right

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me... do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I know you're trying to get me drunk so you can seduce me...  do you have any idea how many shots it would take to get a girl like me to have sex with you? one

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm psychic, you know. I can see inside people's heads. Really? I can too!

I'm pregnant two birds, one stone

I'm pregnant two birds, one stone

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

john, I'm not going to have sex with you yes, you are

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

Bet you can't shoot your gun without blinking. You win, I totally blinked.

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

My Zubat confused your pokemon! WHatcha gonna do now? It's super effective

How did you like the South Park Scientology episode? Actually I thought it was pretty funny.

How did you like the South Park Scientology episode? Actually I thought it was pretty funny.

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? i cannot believe you just did that of course i know, it's a whopper

you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese? i cannot believe you just did that of course i know, it's a whopper
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