blames the computer if there's a problem with you. blames you if there's a problem with the computer.
Agrees to knock on your bedroom door before entering Knocks, then opens door anyway before you can respond
spoil the shit out of you Get pissed when you can't take care of yourself
both college graduates incapable of helping you with homework after 4th grade
Tells you how they got their own place and jobs after college. Fucks up economy so you can't.
Makes you clean your room for relatives coming over Nobody goes near room
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