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After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely
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this will be your last breath of dirty city air. we're going to have so much fun on this camping trip.
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i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already
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Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway
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You better watch your back THAT WALL WAS JUST PAINTED
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i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them
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Manslaughter is so much fun but i enjoy hearing women laugh too
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