i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them

i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them - i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them  Dating Site Murderer

Slice and Dice

I'M GONNA SLICE YOU UP  SOME FRUIT SALAD CAUSE ITS HEALTHY

I will eat your skin Off your chicken if you don't want it.

I will eat your skin Off your chicken if you don't want it.

After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely

After our date, I'm going to shoot you a quick text to make sure you got home safely

this will be your last breath of dirty city air. we're going to have so much fun on this camping trip.

this will be your last breath of dirty city air. we're going to have so much fun on this camping trip.

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already

i am going to drag you to a cabin in the woods showing this weekend if you don't have plans already

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway

Say goodbye to your family I'm taking you on a romantic weekend getaway

You better watch your back THAT WALL WAS JUST PAINTED

You better watch your back THAT WALL WAS JUST PAINTED

i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them

i'll eat your baby carrots if you dont want them

Manslaughter is so much fun but i enjoy hearing women laugh too

Manslaughter is so much  fun but  i enjoy hearing women laugh too

You Are So Dead Wrong About How Cute You Look In Those Glasses

You Are So Dead Wrong About How Cute You Look In Those Glasses

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