Oh, so this is your 2nd Macbook and 3rd iPhone in 3 years? Please tell me more about how Apple products are reliable and impervious to viruses
Oh, so you're majoring in physics? Please, keep talking to me like I'm retarded
Oh, You know how to drive in snow? Please tell us more about how no one else knows how to drive in snow.
Oh, so you're over your ex you say? Then please do continue talking about them
You're only 18 and already engaged? You must be really mature for your age
Oh, You don't believe in Bigfoot? What if i told you he'll send you to hell if you don't believe?
some people believe in everlasting life i believe in the everlasting gobstopper
you were born in the nineties? tell me all about the old days
Oh, you have an expensive camera? You must be a professional photographer.
You have an 8 am class? What's it like being up before the rest of the world?
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