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if a guy says heres some candy go with him
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Bored at the airport? Yell bomb!
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RUNNING OUT OF CLEAN LAUNDRY? TAKE SOMEONE ELSE'S!
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If you study drunk take the test drunk so you'll remember the answers
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You say you want a small government? Move to Somalia
Too many gang shootings in the neighborhood? Find the gangbangers and negotiate between gangs.
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during interview ask about drug testing policies
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having a hard time keeping that extra wight off? maybe think about using crystal meth.
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You know who loves comic sans? Employers
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don't get well soon get well meow
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