Oh, you want to watch history channel? Best I can do is an all day pawn stars marathon
YOU'RE A BIG FAN AND WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? THE BEST I CAN DO IS INITIALS
$2,000 macbook I'll give you like 50 bucks for it
I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can do is an unpaid internship
I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can pay you is $7.25 an hour
I see you paid $200 for that textbook best i can do is $5
I know its the Holy Grail but one of a kind items are hard to price. $50?
THE CAR JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN CARS JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN
An Eighth? I'll give you 20 bucks.
to customer: "i dunno man, it's pretty rough. not sure what i can do with it." to camera: "I really want this thing. it's unbelievable."
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