to customer: "i dunno man, it's pretty rough. not sure what i can do with it." to camera: "I really want this thing. it's unbelievable."

to customer:

Oh, you want to watch history channel? Best I can do is an all day pawn stars marathon

Oh, you want to watch history channel? Best I can do is an all day pawn stars marathon

YOU'RE A BIG FAN AND WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? THE BEST I CAN DO IS INITIALS

YOU'RE A BIG FAN AND WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? THE BEST I CAN DO IS INITIALS

$2,000 macbook I'll give you like 50 bucks for it

$2,000 macbook I'll give you like 50 bucks for it

I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can do is an unpaid internship

I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can do is an unpaid internship

I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can pay you is $7.25 an hour

I see you paid $50,000 for that college degree best I can pay you is $7.25 an hour

I see you paid $200 for that textbook best i can do is $5

I see you paid $200 for that  textbook best i can do is $5

I know its the Holy Grail but one of a kind items are hard to price. $50?

I know its the Holy Grail but one of a kind items are hard to price. $50?

THE CAR JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN CARS JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN

THE CAR JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN? LET ME CALL UP MY BUDDY WHO'S AN EXPERT IN CARS JFK WAS ASSASSINATED IN

An Eighth? I'll give you 20 bucks.

An Eighth? I'll give you 20 bucks.

to customer: "i dunno man, it's pretty rough. not sure what i can do with it." to camera: "I really want this thing. it's unbelievable."

to customer:

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