I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.

I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts. - I asked if my boobs looked good. he said they made him want doughnuts.  Redditors Wife

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i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

i told him he needs to get in shape he shaved his stomach hair into a six-pack

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face

I asked him to balance our budget he put the checkbook on his face

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy

I asked for more money for the tip He said to just flash the guy

He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile

He took the kids to disney land. They were forbidden to smile

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I asked him to see things from my point of view He looked out the kitchen window

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I told him to do me He said one thrust for every upvote in the next 6 hours

I asked him if we could have sex He said "Maybe if you weren't dressed in an 8 year-old's pajamas"

I asked him if we could have sex He said

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he sprayed me with pepper spray
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