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look at that fat mess that just rolled in the bar "that's my girlfriend"
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your girlfriend doesn't know you very well "that's my wife"
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go to nude beach have major wood entire time
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try to squeeze off fart just makes it louder when it comes out
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Whos that weird old lady who keeps looking over here? Friends mom
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