Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night
go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar
i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore
you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.
redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?
It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.
Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*
You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself
you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour
The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!
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