Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:

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Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night

Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.

you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.

Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*

Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*

You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself

You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour

The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!

The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!
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