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Stops smoking weed because it's legal
I heard Gangnam Style When it only had 3 million views on Youtube
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You drink Starbucks? That's cool, I pick my own Coffee Beans so I don't abuse 3rd world farmers.
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i did things before they were cool before it was cool to do things before they were cool
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SMartphone has 8MP camera Better ruin every picture with brown grainy blur from Instagram
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when a music festival lineup comes out i only read the tiny font
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I hate the word hipster Its so mainstream
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i shot the deputy the sheriff was too mainstream
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burns hand on Lightbulb Changes it before its cool
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I thought that thinking things are cool before they're cool was cool before it was cool
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