If a 99 pound girl eats 1 pound of nachos Is she 1% nacho?
A spider Is just a land octopus
Bathtubs Are just reverse boats
Planets are just the suns moon's
If it were opposite day my boss would have to dress up as a penis because she's a cunt
Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go
What size would you like your cherry slush? "Peanut butter"
a boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about
If it works in theory it also works in practice IN THEORY
our parents gave us usernames for real life
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