Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button

Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button  - Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button   Inception

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Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button

Can i borrow your phone to call my mom? sure, just hit the redial button

i saw a bunch of really stoned kids today what did they look like?

i saw a bunch of really stoned kids today what did they look like?

May i use your phone to call my mother? Sure, just hit redial.

May i use your phone to call my mother? Sure, just hit redial.

have you ever seen titanic YES! i loved how one of the two lesbians just drowned at the end

have you ever seen titanic YES! i loved how one of the two lesbians just drowned at the end

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?

Have you ever thought about putting it in the other hole? No, why would I want her to get pregnant?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Have you ever tried to shit and stare a man in the eyes No, that's disturbing. Why do you ask?

Have you ever tried to shit and stare a man in the eyes No, that's disturbing. Why do you ask?

I've been on the Titanic. I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?

I've been on the Titanic.  I smuggled diamonds in Africa. I am a man of my own dreams Really? I thought you were that young retard that climbed the tower. What makes you think that?

So there's a guy in a costume of a kid in a costume. It's like Pixar inception. You know the title "Inception" refers to the origin of an idea, not the thing inside of a thing concept?

So there's a guy in a costume of a kid in a costume. It's like Pixar inception. You know the title

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.

Which sexual postion produces the ugliest children? I don't know, let's ask your mom.
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