If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo

If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo - If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo  Captain Hindsight

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IF YOU WANTED ME TO GIVE 110% YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE PAID ME THE LOWEST WAGE REQUIRED BY LAW

I teach 1st graders...

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT HIM TO CALL YOU A POOP-FACE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED HIM A TOILET-HEAD

if you didn't want to hear profanity in the workplace you should not have gotten a job in construction.

if you didn't want to hear profanity in the workplace you should not have gotten a job in construction.

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards

If you wanted people to be able to pronounce your children's names you shouldn't have named them your favorite words spelled backwards

If you wanted to spend all night on facebook you shouldn't have come to the pub with your friends

If you wanted to spend all night on facebook you shouldn't have come to the pub with your friends

If you tell your girlfriend she should watch Harry Potter because she already believes in talking snakes You're gonna be single

If you tell your girlfriend she should watch Harry Potter because she already believes in talking snakes  You're gonna be single

If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo

If you wanted to get a job You shouldn't have gotten a face tattoo

if you wanted students families to donate money you shouldn't have charged 46,000 dollars for tuition.

if you wanted students families  to donate money you shouldn't have charged 46,000 dollars for tuition.

if you didn't want to pay $1000 a month for gas you shouldn't have bought a truck that gets 7mpg

if you didn't want to pay $1000 a month for gas you shouldn't have bought a truck that gets 7mpg

If you didn't want me looking at your boobs you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt

If you didn't want me looking at your boobs you shouldn't have worn such a low cut shirt

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